I would have done something for Halloween, but everything was so boo-ring.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
What do you call ghost’s shoes? Boo-ts.
I don’t really like skeleton jokes, but this one was humerus.
Math Puns
Calculus is deriving me crazy.
I think you’re going off the tangent here.
Mathematical puns are the first sine of madness.
Miscellaneous Puns
I heard there was this argument about the flame of candles to help make fuel and plasma, but it is currently hotly debated.
“What’s up?”
“Washing my clothes.”
“Having fun?”
“Loads!”
“I hope the person who created the first pun died a horrible death.”
“That must have been a killer pun huh?”
“Stop.”
I was having trouble putting on my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Why couldn’t the bicycle get up on its own? It was two tired.
Puns.
Calculus is deriving me crazy.
I think you’re going off the tangent here.
Mathematical puns are the first sine of madness.
Miscellaneous Puns
I heard there was this argument about the flame of candles to help make fuel and plasma, but it is currently hotly debated.
“What’s up?”
“Washing my clothes.”
“Having fun?”
“Loads!”
“I hope the person who created the first pun died a horrible death.”
“That must have been a killer pun huh?”
“Stop.”
I was having trouble putting on my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Why couldn’t the bicycle get up on its own? It was two tired.
Puns.