Sometimes during Halloween, we become so busy thinking of ways to be scary, cute, or creative with our costumes that we forget to stop and laugh a bit at the wonderful and classic jokes that Halloween allows us to enjoy. Remember all those Boo! jokes our friends used to tell us back in the day? Well, here are just a few of the cheesiest we could find.
Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
He was BUTTERIN’ up his teacher.
Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all RIGHT now.
How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
How does a female vampire flirt?
She BATS her eyes.
What did mama cannibal said to baby cannibal when he told her that he really liked his grandfather?
"Would you like another piece?"
What did the french fries dress up as for Halloween?
Masked potatoes.
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
Boo-ties.
What do ghosts put on top of an ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.
What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and deady.
What goes "Ha-ha-ha . . . THUD!"
A monster laughing his head off.
What instrument do skeletons play?
Trom-BONE.
What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
His other fang.
What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
Decomposing.
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why don't skeletons like going to parties?
They have no body to dance with.
What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up his payments to his exorcist?
He was repossessed.
He was BUTTERIN’ up his teacher.
Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all RIGHT now.
How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
How does a female vampire flirt?
She BATS her eyes.
What did mama cannibal said to baby cannibal when he told her that he really liked his grandfather?
"Would you like another piece?"
What did the french fries dress up as for Halloween?
Masked potatoes.
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
Boo-ties.
What do ghosts put on top of an ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.
What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and deady.
What goes "Ha-ha-ha . . . THUD!"
A monster laughing his head off.
What instrument do skeletons play?
Trom-BONE.
What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
His other fang.
What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
Decomposing.
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why don't skeletons like going to parties?
They have no body to dance with.
What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up his payments to his exorcist?
He was repossessed.